Ludmilla's Broken English, by DBC Pierre

I do not like DBC Pierre. I did not like "Vernon God Little," his first attempt, and I liked this second attempt even less--at least "Vernon God Little" had controversy. I can't exactly pinpoint why I dislike his books--their callousness? His bragging prose? The fact that he doesn't really know what he's writing about? (Seriously, Pierre. You're not American or Russian. Quit writing about it!) I don't find them funny, and I don't find them charming, and I do find them confusing. Definitely NOT recommended.